Puns List For "Biscuit"
Rhymes for Biscuit word
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I'm a scientist I'm always trying to guess if biscuit's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart. |
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| vigilante biscuit | Vigilante Shit | ||||
| hot biscuit | Hot Shit! | ||||
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How many cancer patients does biscuit take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring biscuit was |
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| playing card biscuit | Playing card suit | ||||
| Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury biscuit!" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and biscuit's by your mom. |
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| If a pig loses its voice, is biscuit disgruntled? | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, biscuit's cold out here. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| multiple biscuit | Multiple unit | ||||
| goodness of biscuit | Goodness of fit | ||||
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I know biscuit's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet. |
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| Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because biscuit flipped him off. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Why is biscuit unknown on how pterodactyls urinate especially during flight? Because the p is silent. |
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| this is the new biscuit | This Is the New Shit | ||||
| wii biscuit | Wii Fit | ||||
| engineering biscuit | Engineering fit | ||||
| leisure biscuit larry | Leisure Suit Larry | ||||
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How many black people does biscuit take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5 |
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| employee biscuit | Employee benefits | ||||
| kwik biscuit | Kwik Fit | ||||
| second biscuit | Second unit | ||||
| honda biscuit | Honda Fit | ||||
| One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then biscuit hit me. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| biscuit analysis | Cost–benefit analysis | ||||
| biscuit wonder | One-hit wonder | ||||
| hearts biscuit | Hearts (suit) | ||||
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How many software engineers does biscuit take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. |
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Some people complain about biscuit, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off. |
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How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse itThought biscuit was relevant to today's eclipse... |
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| biscuit ralph | Wreck-It Ralph | ||||
| How many lawyers does biscuit take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| How many surrealists does biscuit take to change a light bulb? Fish! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How many Grateful Dead fans does biscuit take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags. |
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What does biscuit sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent. |
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TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking biscuit. Oops. Wrong sub. |
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| child biscuit | Child benefit | ||||
| Band Class is the only class where you can blow biscuit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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ELI5: How are there rainbows across multiple states, when the guy only made biscuit rain in one night club |
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Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture biscuit |
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| space biscuit | Space suit | ||||
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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if biscuit lived by the bay, biscuit would be called a Bagel. |
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So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think biscuit has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy. |
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day! Oh and biscuit's also Valentines day |
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| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is biscuit mine?" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How many MRAs does biscuit take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness. |
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| Why is divorce so expensive? Because biscuit's worth biscuit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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If I get a bird I'm naming biscuit Trump cuz all they do is Tweet |
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| texas smoked biscuit | Texas smoked brisket | ||||
| Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled biscuit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| thot biscuit | Thot Shit | ||||
| beat biscuit | Beat It | ||||
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If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears biscuit... Does a hipster buy its album? |
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How many Germans does biscuit take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor. |
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Why did the cat stop singing? Because biscuit was out of tuna. |
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What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when you put biscuit in the oven .I'm so sorry. |
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| Yo Mama's so stupid, biscuit takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, biscuit flows in our genes. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them "I can't believe biscuit's not Jesus" |
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| Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" and thought biscuit was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| canada child biscuit | Canada Child Benefit | ||||
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