Puns List For "Crossfit"
Rhymes for Crossfit word
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So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think crossfit has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy. |
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| Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" and thought crossfit was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How many black people does crossfit take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5 |
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Why is crossfit unknown on how pterodactyls urinate especially during flight? Because the p is silent. |
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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if crossfit lived by the bay, crossfit would be called a Bagel. |
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Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them "I can't believe crossfit's not Jesus" |
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| second crossfit | Second unit | ||||
| Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, crossfit's cold out here. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Yo Mama's so stupid, crossfit takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; crossfit's hard to keep track." |
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| goodness of crossfit | Goodness of fit | ||||
| hot crossfit | Hot Shit! | ||||
| Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled crossfit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is crossfit mine?" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture crossfit |
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How many Germans does crossfit take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor. |
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What does crossfit sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent. |
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| engineering crossfit | Engineering fit | ||||
| Why is divorce so expensive? Because crossfit's worth crossfit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day! Oh and crossfit's also Valentines day |
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| Band Class is the only class where you can blow crossfit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| playing card crossfit | Playing card suit | ||||
| hearts crossfit | Hearts (suit) | ||||
| wii crossfit | Wii Fit | ||||
| beat crossfit | Beat It | ||||
| Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, crossfit flows in our genes. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| crossfit wonder | One-hit wonder | ||||
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ELI5: How are there rainbows across multiple states, when the guy only made crossfit rain in one night club |
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How many MRAs does crossfit take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness. |
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| One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then crossfit hit me. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How many cancer patients does crossfit take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring crossfit was |
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| How many lawyers does crossfit take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| bitches ain't crossfit | Bitches Ain't Shit | ||||
| real crossfit | Real Shit | ||||
| Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, crossfit's her hair running away from her face! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How do you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like crossfit. |
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| canada child crossfit | Canada Child Benefit | ||||
| If a pig loses its voice, is crossfit disgruntled? | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because crossfit flipped him off. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| How many surrealists does crossfit take to change a light bulb? Fish! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on crossfit! |
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| vigilante crossfit | Vigilante Shit | ||||
| multiple crossfit | Multiple unit | ||||
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If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears crossfit... Does a hipster buy its album? |
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| kwik crossfit | Kwik Fit | ||||
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Why did the cat stop singing? Because crossfit was out of tuna. |
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| How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase crossfit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| this is the new crossfit | This Is the New Shit | ||||
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Some people complain about crossfit, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off. |
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| Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury crossfit!" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| leisure crossfit larry | Leisure Suit Larry | ||||
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What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and crossfit's by your mom. |
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How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse itThought crossfit was relevant to today's eclipse... |
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How many Grateful Dead fans does crossfit take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags. |
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I know crossfit's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet. |
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TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking crossfit. Oops. Wrong sub. |
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I'm a scientist I'm always trying to guess if crossfit's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart. |
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What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when you put crossfit in the oven .I'm so sorry. |
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How many software engineers does crossfit take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. |
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| crossfit ralph | Wreck-It Ralph | ||||
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If I get a bird I'm naming crossfit Trump cuz all they do is Tweet |
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