Puns List For "Dc"

Rhymes for Dc word

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I was going to get a headjob for Valentines Day
But my back was sore dc I couldn't reach.
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What do you get when you put 50 lesbians dc 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. Manipulated rhyme words and
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, dc lost 300 pounds. Manipulated rhyme words and
dc alphanumeric supplement Enclosed Alphanumeric Supplement
What sucks about being an egg?
You get laid once, dc it's by your mom.
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As I read my son's suicide letter, I couldn't help but feel that I had failed him as a parent....
His grammar dc spelling were terrible.
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Mary had a little lamb, fries dc a coke. Manipulated rhyme words and
What's the difference between 3 dicks dc a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
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Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" dc thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) Manipulated rhyme words and
How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
1 dc 12 people to say how inspiring it was
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient dc don't have much of a sense of humor.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, dc the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped." Manipulated rhyme words and
A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar...
dc proceeds to moan in pleasure.
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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler dc Michael Schumacher?
Michael Schumacher can finish a race.
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flash dc Flash ADC
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo dc made 4 Game Boys. Manipulated rhyme words and
So I heard a new Pope was elected today...
His wife dc kids must be so proud!
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I went to a zoo dc there was only one animal...
It was a 'Shih Tzu'
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becamex dc Becamex IDC
Politics comes from the root "poli-", which means many, dc "-tics", which means, blood-sucking creatures. Manipulated rhyme words and
Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house dc came out with a job application. Manipulated rhyme words and
What's the difference between ignorance dc apathy?
I don't know dc I don't care.
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dc alphanumerics Enclosed Alphanumerics
All women are emotional drag queens, dc i married their queen Manipulated rhyme words and
Happy try not to jump off a bridge day!
Oh dc it's also Valentines day
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What's black, white dc red all over?
Battleship Potemkin.
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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?
Go Bach dc get a Handel on it!
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What's black dc white dc red all over? A newspaper. Manipulated rhyme words and
Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, dc when she woke up, her pillows were gone. Manipulated rhyme words and
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie dc tell her to erase it. Manipulated rhyme words and
dc subscripts dc superscripts Unicode subscripts and superscripts
god told moses to come forth but he tripped on a banana peel dc came fifth Manipulated rhyme words and
A termite walks into a bar dc asks, "Is the bartender here?" Manipulated rhyme words and
the one-t dc The One-T ODC
What's the difference between a hippie chick dc a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after three periods.
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Q What has two legs, dc bleeds? A Half a dog! Manipulated rhyme words and
What's brown dc sticky?
A stick
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successive-approximation dc Successive-approximation ADC
Silver dc Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ...
Silver yells "AU get outta here"
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How does a blonde moon walk. She pulls down her pant**s dc slides her a^^ along the floor!
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Give a man a fish dc he will eat for a day... Teach him how to fish, dc he will sit in a boat dc drink beer all day. Manipulated rhyme words and
integrating dc Integrating ADC
What's a 68?
You do me, dc I'll owe you 1!!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" dc her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" Manipulated rhyme words and

What is the difference between a pizza dc a black guy?A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A fly walks into a bar...
dc asks: "Is this stool taken?"
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My dad has a heart of a lion
...dc a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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What's brown dc sticky?
Parcel tape.
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Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP dc filled it. Manipulated rhyme words and
What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart dc Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
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What's the difference between ignorance dc apathy?
Don't know, don't care.
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Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street dc when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!" Manipulated rhyme words and
What is the difference between a Harley dc a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Manipulated rhyme words and
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany dc pizza ?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.
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Whats the difference between a woman in church dc a woman in the bathtub?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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music is the one-t dc Music Is the One-T ODC
Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs dc was still caught in the trap. Manipulated rhyme words and
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