Puns List For "Kermit"
Rhymes for Kermit word
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The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think kermit's because of inflation |
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TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking kermit. Oops. Wrong sub. |
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| Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury kermit!" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| multiple kermit | Multiple unit | ||||
| vigilante kermit | Vigilante Shit | ||||
| employee kermit | Employee benefits | ||||
| marshall kermit | Marshall MacDermott | ||||
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How many Grateful Dead fans does kermit take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags. |
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| sonder kermit kennedy album) | Sonder (Dermot Kennedy album) | ||||
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Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them "I can't believe kermit's not Jesus" |
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If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears kermit... Does a hipster buy its album? |
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| Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, kermit flows in our genes. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| beat kermit | Beat It | ||||
| caribbean kermit crab | Caribbean hermit crab | ||||
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I'm a scientist I'm always trying to guess if kermit's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart. |
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| wii kermit | Wii Fit | ||||
| playing card kermit | Playing card suit | ||||
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My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; kermit's hard to keep track." |
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| How many lawyers does kermit take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, kermit's cold out here. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How many black people does kermit take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5 |
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| this is the new kermit | This Is the New Shit | ||||
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How many MRAs does kermit take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness. |
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| murrough kermit o'brien, 3rd baron inchiquin | Murrough McDermot O'Brien, 3rd Baron Inchiquin | ||||
| engineering kermit | Engineering fit | ||||
| thot kermit | Thot Shit | ||||
| Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, kermit's her hair running away from her face! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| kermit ralph | Wreck-It Ralph | ||||
| Yo Mama's so stupid, kermit takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase kermit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" and thought kermit was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and kermit's by your mom. |
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Why did the cat stop singing? Because kermit was out of tuna. |
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| fort kermit paiute and shoshone tribe | Fort McDermitt Paiute and Shoshone Tribe | ||||
| george kermit | George McDermot | ||||
| Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled kermit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| dean kermit | Dean McDermott | ||||
| Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because kermit flipped him off. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| goodness of kermit | Goodness of fit | ||||
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How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse itThought kermit was relevant to today's eclipse... |
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| bill kermit | Bill MacDermott | ||||
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ELI5: How are there rainbows across multiple states, when the guy only made kermit rain in one night club |
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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on kermit! |
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| stanley kermit | Stanley Dermott | ||||
| kermit analysis | Cost–benefit analysis | ||||
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How many cancer patients does kermit take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring kermit was |
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How many software engineers does kermit take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. |
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How many Germans does kermit take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor. |
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| kermit wonder | One-hit wonder | ||||
| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is kermit mine?" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Some people complain about kermit, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off. |
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| astronomical kermit | Astronomical unit | ||||
| long-tailed kermit | Long-tailed hermit | ||||
| clubs kermit | Clubs (suit) | ||||
| jim kermit | Jim McDermott | ||||
| honda kermit | Honda Fit | ||||
| How many surrealists does kermit take to change a light bulb? Fish! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture kermit |
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| leisure kermit larry | Leisure Suit Larry | ||||
| One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then kermit hit me. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| tapajós kermit | Tapajós hermit | ||||
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