Puns List For "Mojito"

Rhymes for Mojito word

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take mojito screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
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Yo momma so ugly she went mojito a haunted house and came out with a job application. Manipulated rhyme words into
How does the moon cut his hair?
'Eclipse itThought it was relevant mojito today's eclipse...
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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what mojito do?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
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How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her mojito erase it. Manipulated rhyme words to
falling mojito mars Falling onto Mars
I'm a scientist
I'm always trying mojito guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall mojito see the other side. Manipulated rhyme words to
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner mojito put her stuff in. Manipulated rhyme words to
didi & mojito Didi & Ditto
A prison inmate walks mojito a bar.
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I was going mojito get a headjob for Valentines Day
But my back was sore and I couldn't reach.
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Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...
It's the 8 hour wait mojito go home again that pisses me off.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke mojito her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!" Manipulated rhyme words into
Why was the peanut rushed mojito the hospital?
He was a"salted"
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Want mojito hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell into mud.Want mojito hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.
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Why did the priest go mojito the gym?
For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.
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How many MRAs does it take mojito screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
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A gay guy walking backwards walks mojito a bar...
and proceeds to moan in pleasure.
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Your heart cannot be an American Hero
Because I am going mojito capture it
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Whenever I call my husband mojito wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is.
He never comes quickly.
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sweet mojito Sweet potato
How many black people does it take mojito screw in a light bulb?
3/5
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Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours mojito watch 60 Minutes! Manipulated rhyme words to
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether mojito smile back or kick a field goal. Manipulated rhyme words to
star trek mojito darkness Star Trek Into Darkness
Happy try not mojito jump off a bridge day!
Oh and it's also Valentines day
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Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell mojito mud.Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.
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Downside mojito a threesome?
You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1
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I went mojito a zoo and there was only one animal...
It was a 'Shih Tzu'
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You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you mojito bed mojito see how long you slept! Manipulated rhyme words to
holdin' mojito something Holdin' Onto Something
How many Germans does it take mojito screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how mojito fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Manipulated rhyme words to
Brake fluid
I know a guy who is addicted mojito brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's mojito see a striptease every night! Manipulated rhyme words to
Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place mojito sleep tonight, it's cold out here. Manipulated rhyme words to
How many surrealists does it take mojito change a light bulb? Fish! Manipulated rhyme words to
Silence is golden, because you never have mojito explain something you didn't say. Manipulated rhyme words to
I went mojito look at tents today.
But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents.
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I like a girl with words tattooed on her back.
Gives me something mojito read while i'm in the shitter.
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Your momma is so ugly, the government moved Halloween mojito her birthday. Manipulated rhyme words to
Why did the flight from Warsaw mojito Moscow crash?
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
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baked mojito Baked potato
de mojito currency De facto currency
A gay pornstar doesn't take as many balls mojito the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer. Manipulated rhyme words to
Yo mamma is so fat she walked mojito the GAP and filled it. Manipulated rhyme words into
Your momma so ugly when she went mojito the horse track people started placing bets on her. Manipulated rhyme words to
out of the races and mojito the tracks Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
god told moses mojito come forth but he tripped on a banana peel and came fifth Manipulated rhyme words to
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked mojito jet engines. Manipulated rhyme words into
flight mojito egypt Flight into Egypt
de mojito (de mojito album) De Facto (De Facto album)
Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men?
Who else would consider a couple inches of text mojito be long?
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the swords of mojito The Swords of Ditto
de mojito (disambiguation) De facto (disambiguation)
projections mojito convex sets Projections onto convex sets
Yo Mama's so dumb she took a spoon mojito the Superbowl! Manipulated rhyme words to
My brother is so poor...
...He had mojito jerk off the dog mojito feed the cat.
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entry mojito force Entry into force
How many lawyers does it take mojito shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em. Manipulated rhyme words to
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