Puns List For "Shit"
Rhymes for Shit word
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| great shit | Great tit | ||||
| survival shit | Survival kit | ||||
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I was shit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died |
Manipulated rhyme words bit | ||||
| i shit on your grave | I Spit on Your Grave | ||||
| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is shit mine?" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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How do you shit Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars. |
Manipulated rhyme words split | ||||
| Why is divorce so expensive? Because shit's worth shit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| goodness of shit | Goodness of fit | ||||
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How many Grateful Dead fans does shit take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags. |
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| You're so fat, when you shit around the house, you really shit around the house. | Manipulated rhyme words sit | ||||
| crested shit | Crested tit | ||||
| a shit is a shit | A Hit Is a Hit | ||||
| penduline shit | Penduline tit | ||||
| world wide shit in public day | World Wide Knit in Public Day | ||||
| the shit | The Spit | ||||
| candidate shit | Candidate submittal | ||||
| right to shit | Right to sit | ||||
| eurasian blue shit | Eurasian blue tit | ||||
| Yo Mama's so stupid, shit takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| the happy shit | The Happy Hypocrite | ||||
| Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because shit flipped him off. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when you put shit in the oven .I'm so sorry. |
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| drill shit | Drill bit | ||||
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If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears shit... Does a hipster buy its album? |
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| asv shit | ASV Blauw-Wit | ||||
| rnk shit | RNK Split | ||||
| i shit (sanda song) | I Admit (Sanda song) | ||||
| engineering shit | Engineering fit | ||||
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How many MRAs does shit take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness. |
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| If a pig loses its voice, is shit disgruntled? | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| shit wonder | One-hit wonder | ||||
| Yo momma so stupid she got shit by a parked car. | Manipulated rhyme words hit | ||||
| curonian shit | Curonian Spit | ||||
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My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; shit's hard to keep track." |
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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if shit lived by the bay, shit would be called a Bagel. |
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TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally shit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub. |
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| shit experiment | Double-slit experiment | ||||
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How many software engineers does shit take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. |
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| honda shit | Honda Fit | ||||
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If I get a bird I'm naming shit Trump cuz all they do is Tweet |
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| shit amsterdam | Blauw-Wit Amsterdam | ||||
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The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think shit's because of inflation |
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What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and shit's by your mom. |
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| operation shit | Operation Hypocrite | ||||
| millstone shit | Millstone Grit | ||||
| gifting shit | Gifting remittances | ||||
| Band Class is the only class where you can blow shit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury shit!" | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| How many surrealists does shit take to change a light bulb? Fish! | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| drum shit | Drum kit | ||||
| Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, shit's cold out here. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
| Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw "911" and thought shit was a Porsche. (Porsche 911) | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Why did the cat stop singing? Because shit was out of tuna. |
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I know shit's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet. |
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| One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then shit hit me. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking shit. Oops. Wrong sub. |
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How many Germans does shit take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor. |
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Happy try not to jump off a bridge day! Oh and shit's also Valentines day |
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| true shit | True Grit | ||||
| Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled shit. | Manipulated rhyme words it | ||||
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Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture shit |
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